I'm an incredibly happy and open person. If you have questions ask me and I'll be happy because ASKS FOR MARY IS COOL.

 

hellokristenx:

chamelion-circuit:

amordelfriki:

prokopetz:

prokopetz:

Rape is the only crime on the books for which arguing that the temptation to commit it was too clear and obvious to resist is treated as a defence. For every other crime, we call that a confession.

I’ve gotten more angry asks about this post than I have actual reblogs.

I literally put my coffee down, stared at the screen and said “Holy shit…”

Fuck.

this is still my favorite post ever

tylerslittleshit:

tylerslittleshit:

english is not my first language and all my life i thought brussel sprouts was the name of some celebrity

everyone is always like “i hate brussel sprouts” and all this time i was here thinking what the fuck did that poor guy do

hocuspocusaf:

i’ve seen crazier things happen at completely sober cast parties than i have at any college party involving alcohol

rehaunt:

okay so there was this one time i went to walmart with a friend and someone just left their kid in the ball cage and it looked like walmart was selling children paired with a ball for five bucks

(Source: ghoulking)

ladyhistory:

wtf-fun-factss:

Funny facts about U.S. presidents - WTF fun facts

HE WOULD PRESS ALL THE BUTTONS ON HIS DESK LIKE IT WAS A FREAKIN’ ELEVATOR THE TOTAL DORK

ladyhistory:

wtf-fun-factss:

Funny facts about U.S. presidents - WTF fun facts

HE WOULD PRESS ALL THE BUTTONS ON HIS DESK LIKE IT WAS A FREAKIN’ ELEVATOR THE TOTAL DORK